Imadopted

Why does love
Poop in weird places
Why does he pee
Whenever you touch him
Today he peed
On my host families blanket
After Jin touched love
He peed all over her blanket
What's wrong with love
Last night he pooped on my bed
He just pooped and walked away
I knew it was him and not ecstasy
Because it was still on my bed
Ecstasy would have eaten his poop
Why does love poop in weird places
If he poops on my bed
What does that mean
Is it good luck
Is it bad luck
Or does it just mean
He pooped on my bed
I hate love now

I didn't find the hospital
Where I was born at
Because I had the wrong address
I have the biological parents blues
I'm not angry
I'm not sad
I just have a bad sense of direction
Now I want a drink
I want to drink until I'm blue
I've got the biological parents blues
I don't want to rub my dogs today
I don't want to do anything
I've got the biological parents blues
I will feel better
When I find the right address
Tomorrow is another day
And I'm not going anywhere
Except to a bar
where I'm going to drink away
My biological parents blues

You suck
But not like my biological parents
At least you fed me
Put a roof over my head
And listened to me
Like the movie Star Wars
In a galaxy far...far...away
I thank you for doing at least that much
Like the mighty Yoda
I understand the ways of the force